This is the day we give babies away
With a half a pound of tea
You just open the lid, and out pops the kid
With a twelve month guarantee.
This is the day we give babies away
With a half a pound of tea
If you know any ladies who want any babies
Just send them round to me
There’s an island way out in the sea
Where babies grow up on the trees
It’s oh so much fun, to…




