We Know Who is Going to Be the Next President

That’s right, a fringe online magazine devoted to analytic social psychology has insider knowledge exclusive to members of the Black Lodge.

Damage Magazine would like to participate in the making of predictions, the practice wherein the future is divined as a means of covering over a lack of understanding of the present. And our prediction is as follows: Joe Biden will handily win the Presidency, and Donald Trump will leave office without fuss (not counting Twitter fuss).

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